Certified Independent Idiot

Tshirt coming soon.

Friday night question

Given a time machine, which five people from history- and at which time in their lives- would you like to "meet". We've already bagsy'd Bridget Bardot, Barbarella era Jane Fonda and Audrey Hepburn, but we're willing to share.

Scally Hunting

After much consideration, we have decided that this is our new vocation. Don't worry, we shall kill them (relatively) humanely.

If only simple was like that easy

Phrase of the evening so far, courtesy of Alex, strongbow and 'cake or death'.