Saturday, October 14, 2006

Spam and Orange all round!

Two days ago I decided to activate the email facility on my phone. This seemed like a good idea at the time, where have I heard that before?

After spending countless hours fighting my way through Orange's website over and over again, and more than one phone call to their helpdesk, around midnight I finally managed to succesfully send an email from my phone. Feeling rather good that I finally had it working properly I went to bed.

Yesterday morning I checked my phone and was surprised to see I had twelve text alerts regarding emails that were waiting for me, and so it began!

By the time I had deleted and blocked the extremely dubious offers of lots of cash and enlarged genitalia from my inbox at Orange's website I had another five alerts on my phone! This carried on all day yesterday and well into today when i decided enough was enough and tried to stop all incoming emails to my phone. I may as well have wished for world peace and an end to global hunger!

Orange must have sensed that I was annoyed because they decided to lighten my mood by refusing to allow me into my own email account for an hour. After I was allowed in I then had to register my details, which orange already had, a further two times before they would allow me access to the email manager which turned out to be as useful as a chocolate teapot.

I then phoned the helpdesk where I was introduced to Rebecca. She was extremely polite and understanding and offered several ideas on what I could do, none of which were any good, before admitting that she really didn't know anything because email wasn't her department. Her final solution was that I should phone another helpdesk, this one so helpful that it charged 50p a minute, however, as she optimistically put it ".. don't worry, it shouldn't take that long! "

I decided not to phone them and instead I went through my phone and deleted every reference to email that it possesses. It's now 1a.m.and it has been one hour since my phone was cleansed and touch wood I have not received any more gratuitous offers!

Orange haven't exactly covered themselves in glory this week.

This has been my most recent experience of the evil that is High Volume E-mail Deployment but I'm guessing it wont be the last!

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