Gay, in a heterosexual way

Phrase of the evening. We're not sure what it means. But apparently, Tim is.

Petition required

If we can get over 1,156 signatures (and a pound), Tim will not repaint his spare room, which has the groovy space wallpaper.

Who would win?

If Superman was to have an arm wrestling match with Godzilla who would win?

Caught dead to rights

In the true spirit of " It seemed like a good idea at the time " this lady maybe went a little too far to escape justice!

Sonic, but not as you know him!

It appears that the world's fastest animal has finally been tracked down. Scientists and archaeologists even believe that this animal helped in the evolution of man.

First contact- Milton Keynes

As I was thinking the other day about random things that flit across my mind like ghosts in the night I had this sudden thought.
Now I admit that I haven't researched this at all but nonetheless I think there maybe something in this.
Crop circles seem to have been around since around the sixties or at least thats when people started reporting them en masse. Now when you think of crop circles what springs to mind?
Geometric designs of unfathomable complexity which seem to comprise of many circles of varying sizes. Oh yeh, that and the theory that they were created by aliens.
Now, which man made place was built around this time and still to this day baffles most of the poor people who have to go through it?
Ispeak of course of our beloved Milton Keynes!

Coincidence? I think not!

I would like to see exactly who was responsible for its inception and planning! On detailed examination I am convinced the records will prove that the alleged people responsible will prove to have been ficticious with no background or records of them having done anything previously or afterwards!
It could only have been aliens. I mean lets face it, people have lost hours and even days navigating around all them roundabouts, or at least thats what their implanted memories tell them!
The aliens have obviously concentrated all their kidnappings there because nobody would believe that anyone wouldn't lose hours going through that city no matter how fast they were driving!

I shall be contacting the authorities with my suspicions and let the eminent specialists at the Weekly World News investigate!

Geeks look away now......

Just as I seem to be overwhelmed by the sheer geekiness of some of the people I know I come across this video which gladdens my heart. If anyone wishes to help me recreate this film I'll gladly accept all donations!