First contact- Milton Keynes

As I was thinking the other day about random things that flit across my mind like ghosts in the night I had this sudden thought.
Now I admit that I haven't researched this at all but nonetheless I think there maybe something in this.
Crop circles seem to have been around since around the sixties or at least thats when people started reporting them en masse. Now when you think of crop circles what springs to mind?
Geometric designs of unfathomable complexity which seem to comprise of many circles of varying sizes. Oh yeh, that and the theory that they were created by aliens.
Now, which man made place was built around this time and still to this day baffles most of the poor people who have to go through it?
Ispeak of course of our beloved Milton Keynes!

Coincidence? I think not!

I would like to see exactly who was responsible for its inception and planning! On detailed examination I am convinced the records will prove that the alleged people responsible will prove to have been ficticious with no background or records of them having done anything previously or afterwards!
It could only have been aliens. I mean lets face it, people have lost hours and even days navigating around all them roundabouts, or at least thats what their implanted memories tell them!
The aliens have obviously concentrated all their kidnappings there because nobody would believe that anyone wouldn't lose hours going through that city no matter how fast they were driving!

I shall be contacting the authorities with my suspicions and let the eminent specialists at the Weekly World News investigate!