Something I won't be doing on Saturday

Every so often I have the sort of evil thought I wouldn't ever act upon.

Everyone should turn off their mobile for a wedding ceremony, it's common courtesy. Just imagine the possibilities for evil. Just before going into the service create a text message to everyone you know is there saying something like "Did you turn your phone off?" then send it just as the bride walks down the aisle.

It has potential for entertainment, but I am not responsible for any lynchings that result.

If I now forget to turn off my phone on Saturday I am going to be in so much trouble.....